Clever Song Title

I was driving to work yesterday and the song playing on WBGO, my usual jazz station, sounded a little too laxative for my taste (or maybe it was just my mood at the time.) At any rate, I started making my way across the dial and landed on WSOU, Seaton Hall's "Pirate" radio station. That's "pirate", as in their sports teams' name, I think, not "pirate" as in unlicensed and broadcasting illegally. Anyway, the DJ announced a song called "Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends" by some metal band who I've never heard of and whose name I can't remember. The song kind of stank, and caused me to continue flipping through stations, but what an amusing title.